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Saturday, April 24, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
ava: where did we get this baby doll, mom?
me: it's not ours. it's chloe's.
fifteen minutes later. . .
ava: does this baby doll belong to us, mom?
me: no. it's chloe's.
ava: so, it's not ours?
me: i'm not answering that question.
ava: who does this belong to, mom? is this is our baby doll?
me: no. it's chloe's. and i already told you that. and i'm not answering that question one more time.
ava: this doll? this doll isn't ours? yes, it is, mom. it's ours. it's not chloe's. does this doll belong to us? is this our doll? does this doll belong to me or chloe? me or chloe, mom? is it chloe's? did i get this doll when i was a little tiny baby? is this my doll?
me: NO! IT BELONGS TO CHLOE! AND! IT! DOES! NOT! BELONG! TO! US!
ava: (after a pause) you mean it's not mine?
Thursday, April 8, 2010
6:30 this morning. I am shamelessly still in bed. ava and seth are not. ava runs to my bedside, grabs my arm and shakes it.
ava: MOM! sethy is eating the DOG FOOD RIGHT OUT OF THE BAG!!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
i'm not a fan of the extra work it takes to maintain a photo blog and a me blog and was wondering, how would you feel if i combined the two?
please comment and say 'yes' or 'no'. i'll even let you comment anonymously so my feelings aren't hurt.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
yesterday, seth was awful. like, i was getting a tour of all the gluten free options whole foods has to offer from a very enthusiastic whole foods employee and seth was doing everything in his power to deter me. like, taking off his shoe and throwing it. or nearly falling out of the cart, like, six times.
so, in the midst of his being awful yesterday, the boy kneed me in the jaw. and it hurt. it was an awful sort of pain that rang through the entire right side of my jaw and then moved into my teeth, then up next to my eye. finally, it settled in my right temple. and it stayed there. and i nearly died. the pain was massive, crippling. i couldn't open my eye, i couldn't talk. i felt like throwing up.
meanwhile, that awful child napped for only an hour and i had a magazine to proof read, a pr piece to follow up on, a photo shoot to arrange and a few phone calls to make. not to mention that the entire house was showing signs of my weekend insanity (i really did go insane last weekend. it was delicious). also, we might have to show up to my photo shoot naked because i really, really need to do the laundry.
guess what? ryan came home and watched the children for an hour while i held very still in our dark bedroom. and then, ryan's mother came and took the kids for the afternoon so i could continue to lay flat and ryan could get back to work.
it was wonderful. seriously, i wasn't quite sure how i was going to get through the day. what a wonderful, wonderful mother in law i have. she's so willing, so kind, so good. i am so grateful for her.
additional notes: the gluten free stuff isn't for me, it's for my mom. the doctors think she's allergic to gluten.
my weekend insanity resulted in: cinnamon rolls, waffles, wheat bread, banana bread, chicken noodle soup, fresh rolls, tres leche cake, chicken pot pie and plans for fresh butter. my friend cara has awakened the sleeping chef in me and i'm thrilled to see her again, although a little tired.