6:30 this morning. I am shamelessly still in bed. ava and seth are not. ava runs to my bedside, grabs my arm and shakes it.
ava: MOM! sethy is eating the DOG FOOD RIGHT OUT OF THE BAG!!
me: ugh, that's gross.
me: SETH! GET AWAY FROM THE DOG FOOD!! (no response) ava, go shut the cupboard door so seth can't get to sam's food anymore.
ava: what door?
me: the door where the food is.
ava: in the bathroom?
ava: you want me to shut it?
me: yes, please.
ava: the cupboard doors?
ava: both of them at the same time?
ava: so seth won't be able to eat sam's food anymore?
ava: that's gross. right, mom?
me: ava! go shut those doors!
ava: O-KAY!! i'm doing it!