"i married the first man i ever kissed. when i tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
i have no idea why this thought is so funny to me, but it is. perhaps it's the thought of two well-known politicians gagging while their parents behave like a married couple. i mean, i do that too! my parents get all gushy and their six children are sitting RIGHT THERE and my dad thinks it's okay to squeeze my mom's bottom. george w. and i have so much in common. . .
(please don't send me hatemail because i said that, it was a joke)