Monday, March 30, 2009

it only gets more unpleasant in here

warning: don't have children. DO. NOT. HAVE. CHILDREN.

unless you plan on sticking them in show business and being pushy, pushy, pushy until they make it big and answer this question: "what will you do with your first paycheck?" with, "buy my mother a house in the south of france."

it's been a looong night.

6 comments:

Ryan said...

What should I do with my current child?

Manda said...

Nice Ingrid Michaelson reference there.

Amber Marie said...

soooo funny and very true.

redstarmama said...

This comment is in response to the post about Appaloosa and Once, but is also appropriate for this one: Have you seen Rachel Getting Married? You should. No wonder Anne Hathaway got the Oscar nom.

As a side note, it will make you feel much better about the children you have.

Crystal said...

I'm totally with you. Why am I having another one? Today, the answer is "Because you are masochistic and hate yourself."

Hernan said...

Didn't you want to have like 4 kids?