found:

the honey. in the playouse. in the backyard.

also found: a can of green chilies in the back of the tricycle

all of my measuring spoons at the bottom of the doll crib

my shoes in the bathroom

seth's shoes in the shower

my phone charger under ava's pillow

all this time i thought, 'something must be wrong with me! i can't remember where all my stuff is!' but now i realize it's not me, it's them.

it's almost a relief to know i'm not crazy.